20 Questions for Asia Carrera
By: The Prima Donna

Ahh Asia. How much cooler can you get? She does it all. She writes, directs, and stars in porn, designs and maintains her own website, builds her own computers, kicks ass at Unreal Tournament… the list goes on and on. Gaming's obsession with Asia started with this interview, and she's been our favorite porn chick ever since, even getting her own corner at Hypothermia. I mean, really, how can you look at this picture and not fall in love?

1. You talk about Unreal Tournament and other FPS PC games on your Web site, but I've never seen a mention of a PlayStation or Dreamcast. Do you own/play any console games systems?

I used to play console games, way back in the dark ages before I had a computer. I had a Nintendo, a Playstation, and a Sega Genesis, but the only thing I played was RPGs. I was totally addicted to RPGs, but I was winning them faster than they were being released, and eventually I ran out of new RPGs to play. While sitting around waiting for FF7 to come out, I finally went out and bought a computer to keep my brain busy, and well... I never went back...

2. You're part Asian. Do Asian guys really have smaller penises?

I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm a female. LOL! I don't have a penis, and I've never run up to any Asian guys and asked them to show me their willy. As a matter of fact, for most of my life, the only Asian guy I knew was my dad, so I've never dated or been romantically involved with any Asian guys, because I can't help feeling they're like distant family to me. I almost did a scene with an Asian guy once, but he never got a woody, so there wasn't any hardcore footage to be shot. (he didn't seem to be particularly well-hung, but without a stiffy that's not really a fair basis for comparison...)

3. On your Web site, you state that Warren Buffet is your idol. What are your feelings towards Jimmy Buffet?

I'm not really familiar with him. All I know is that he's a singer, and that lots of people bring his name up when I mention Warren Buffett. They usually don't know who Warren Buffett is, and I don't really know who Jimmy Buffet is, so I guess we're all even...

4. Name your favorite Tia Carrere movie.

Has she done anything besides "Wayne's World"?

5. If you were born butt-ugly, what would you be doing right now?

Spending a small fortune on plastic surgery and embarking on a career in porn. Whoops - I already did that! Next question?

6. On your Web site, you make yourself sound pretty detached from the industry (ie, taking a year off to work online, only doing a few films a month, avoiding conventions, etc), yet you date people in the industry. Why?

I don't have a problem with the people in the industry, I'm just shy and socially phobic, so I prefer to stay at home on my computer instead of living life in the fast lane. I date guys who are tolerant of my anti-social quirks, and who don't get jealous of all the time I spend on my computer. If he's compatible with me and my lifestyle, I don't care if he's a pornstar, a garbageman, or the pope. Well... actually the pope might be a bad thing, 'cause that celibacy rule would really put a kink in our sex life... no pun intended... hehehe

7. How is space-time shaped?

What is this, a trick question? How can you measure the shape of an all encompassing continuum that's got three spatial coordinates and one temporal coordinate? Let's ask God to pour chocolate over it and tell us what it looks like to him...

8. Speaking of breasts, I've been thinking of getting implants myself. Should I go with silicone or saline?

I'll tell you what I tell everyone who asks me that - don't get implants if you're not a porno star. Get a couple push-up bras, and no one'll be able to tell the difference. You can always take the bra off if you change your mind about wanting big honkers... which in your case would probably be a very good thing.

9. Why don't women in porn ever swallow? I'm telling you, during every money shot I have in my extensive porn collection, women always drool the cum out after it goes into their mouths. Why?!

So the viewer can see it, silly. If they just swallow it all (which I saw one new girl do unwittingly), the director will freak out because the raincoaters at home won't believe there was actually a pop shot, and they'll all want their money back.

10. Is there anything you've ever been asked to do for a movie or photo shoot that you refused to do?

I can't be tied up. I found that out the hard way, when I was tied up for a boxcover shoot, and I started panicking. I told the photographer to let me out, and he said 'Just let me take a polaroid'. I promptly burst into tears, ruined my makeup, and we wound up faking the bondage in the shot. I never knew I had a fear of being tied up until that day, but ever since, I've made sure it won't happen again.

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