1. When did you realize you were famous?

Because of the sheltered, reclusive way I live, I am pleasantly oblivious to the growing notoriety of my porno presence. The only time I have to really face up to it is at the CES show in Vegas every year, and it's a real shock to my system to go from being a solitary computer geek to this celebrity that makes people stop in their tracks and start screaming my name. I don't think I'll ever get used to that, and honestly, I'll be glad when that part of my career fades away. I'm way too shy to handle people pointing and staring at me wherever I go!

2. Were you popular in school?

No sir. I hung out with a small group of friends labelled "the misfits". The only time the 'popular kids' were ever nice to me was when they wanted to copy off my tests or homework, because I was always such a geek. But the ironic thing is, all the people who were mean to me back then are sending me emails now, saying 'what's up', trying to pretend we were best pals way back when, and I'm not buying it... I've flown several of my old geek pals out here to LA to visit me, and they'll always be my friends, but the rest of those bozos who are trying to kiss butt ten years too late can get lost...

3. What are your favorite television shows?

I don't get TV. Doesn't interest me.

4. You use Linux. Why?

Just one more geeky thing to do, I guess. I'm a knowledge junky - I like to learn, anything and everything I can get my hands on. Even if I don't have any use for the knowledge right at this moment, I'll just file the info away in my head for future reference...

5. You have an O'Sullivan Cockpit computer desk, just like me! Isn't it the (as you would say) bestest computer desk in the whole wide world?

Um, actually, I gave that desk away to my pal ObnoxiousBitch, a loyal AsiaChatter who I met in my chatroom a couple years ago. She thinks the desk is great, and so does her little girl, if that's any consolation. LOL!

6. What is it about the Unreal series that you like so much?

It's fun, it's interactive, and it gets my aggressions out. After a long day of obeying orders on set or at the office, it's nice to sit down and say 'ok, now I'm in control, and anyone who gets in my way is gonna get their head blown off'. HAHAHAHA!!! I also dig the UnrealEd Editor that lets me make cool naked AsiaBot skins for my UT bots...

7. Do some of your fans scare you?

Oh yeah. All the ones with stalker tendencies scare me. Like the ones who will call me at home, or send me emails saying they're coming to visit me at [insert home address here] You'd have to be nuts NOT to be scared. That's the primary reason why pornstars don't use their real names. Could you imagine how bad it would be if all my fans could just look me up in the phone book, and pop over to Asia's house for tea whenever they wanted?

8. Has anyone ever angrily confronted you about your profession in person?

Nope. But I don't leave the house enough for that to happen, and when I do, I sure don't look like a pornstar.

9. What's more important, frame rate or image quality?

Frame rate. If I see you first, I kill you first, whether your head's fuzzy or not. LOL! But my Athlon 1100 with its Annihilator2 card and 512 MB RAM isn't sweating the speed or the clarity - it's all good. :)

10. Finally, you and I are the last two humans on the planet. The survival of our species is in our hands. Would you at least consider it?

Sure. Bend over, baby. ;)

We'd like to thank Asia for taking time out of her hectic schedule to answer these questions. Also, mad props to Steve over at Hypothermia, he's the one that got this whole Asia obsession thing kicked off, and was also nice enough to hook us up w/ Asia for this interview. You da man, Steve!