Introduction
 Winner of AVN's "Performer of the
Year" and "Best Sex Scene" awards,
Asia Carrera is best known for
her career as a porn star. But
did you know she has a 150+
IQ and plays Unreal Tournament?
Not only that, she runs her
own UT servers, and has designed
and built her website: AsiaCarrera.com.
L4ZiE interviews Asia Carrera
about gaming and the Internet.
About the Interviewer
Josh Lazie, aka L4zie, is probably
best known for his 5 years as
bass player with Danzig. More
recently his life consists of,
and I quote, "cessing out on
IRC and playing Quake". Josh
picked up the Quake 1 demo from
a PC Magazine and has been hooked
ever since. During tours he
would take his machine on the
road and play QuakeWorld over
modem.
L4ZiE: how did u get
into playing computer games?
Asia: I actually
stumbled on Unreal by accident
- I've never really liked
playing games on my computer
(the 'games' folder is always
one of the first things I
delete right after installing
windows) My boyfriend Clarke
bought Unreal for himself
and a newbie pal to play,
and as usual, he handed it
over to me to install and
configure for them. I'd get
the proggie up and running,
figure out the gist of what
to do, and then give them
a quick overview, so they
could start playing right
away, without wasting any
time with manuals or helpfiles!
Hehehe! We'd gone through
this routine many times before,
and I'd never had any interest
in continuing the gameplay
after handing the reins over
to them... until now. This
was the first time any of
us had ever played a LAN game,
and we all got a huge kick
out of seeing and hearing
each other's reactions as
we fragged our asses off.
L4ZiE: What is more addictive,
sex, or multiplayer UT?
Asia: I'm
embarrassed to say that I
spend more of my day looking
forward to unwinding with
a good frag than anything
else. My night's not complete
until I've gotten my fix of
at least a couple rounds of
UT, and after that... well,
THEN I can start looking forward
to 'other' bedtime activities...
LOL!
L4ZiE: Have you ever
said "One more frag honey and
I'll come to bed"?
Asia: No,
but the only reason I haven't,
is because my boyfriend is
100% as addicted to UT as
I am, and he's always at his
computer, right next to me,
going frag for frag with me
online until we're both ready
for bed. Must be true love,
huh? :)
L4ZiE: Do you ever think
about UT while your doing a
scene?
Asia: HAHAHA!!!
OK, I can honestly say I have
not. Well, that's a relief!
I guess my addiction to UT
hasn't reached the worst stages
after all, huh... yet...
L4ZiE: What are your favorite munchies
when you're playing real late
at night?
Asia: Hm,
good question. I do love my
late-night UT munchies, although
they're terrible for my day
job as a pornstar...
L4ZiE: Is it possible
that kOz-Jmaster wears shorter
shorts than u do in your sex
scenes?
Asia: I don't
wear shorts in my sex scenes.
Makes it really hard to shoot
the hardcore footage if I
still have my clothes on LOL!
L4ZiE: Have you ever
played Quake, and if so wtf
are you still playing UT?
Asia: Yes,
I've played Quake. Have you
ever played UT? And if so,
wtf are you asking such a
silly question for?
L4ZiE: Do your friends
think you are a dork for playing
so much on the computer?
 Asia: Yeah. So? My pornoland
compadres like to drink, do
drugs, party, and other equally
unconstructive pasttimes that
just don't interest me. Yeah,
I'm a geek, what can I say...
But when my porno pals and
I all turn 50, let's take
a survey and see how many
of us have sucessful non-porn
careers and a financially
secure future...
L4ZiE: Do you know any
other porn girls that are into
gaming? If so can you hook a
brotha up?
Asia: Sorry,
but I've never met another
female computer geek who I
could talk shop with in person,
at least not in pornoland.
Well, there IS Danni Ashe,
but she's married, and she's
never done any real porn.
L4ZiE: Who would win a 1v1 between you
and Jenna Jameson?"
Asia: Is
this a trick question? The
only way Jenna would beat
me in a fragfest is if a big
hairy trucker was sitting
at her computer pretending
to be her. (isn't that what
most pornstars do when they
want to simulate an online
presence? Trust me, behind
nearly every pornstar who
claims to run her own site,
there's a big hairy trucker
who doesn't mind answering
emails as a perpetually horny
female...)
L4ZiE: Who is uglier,
Ron Jeremy or the monsters in
Unreal?
Asia: I guess
I'd say UT monsters, because
Ron has a sweet personality
that transcends his furry,
flabby exterior.
L4ZiE: Do you like to
talk trash when you're playing?
Asia: Oh
yeah, I always joke that UT
causes Touret's syndrome,
because when I frag I'm constantly
spewing barrages of cuss words
at my monitor, but in normal
life I rarely curse at all.
L4ZiE: Do you ever tell
people who you are, and do they
believe you?
Asia: UT
doesn't really give you enough
time to carry on any elaborate
conversations, and I'm not
into announcing my presence
everywhere I go, so my identity
really hasn't been an issue.
Especially since I play in
my own AsiaChat Battleground
UT DM server most of the time,
so if anyone wants to start
shi* with me, I'll just boot
their IP and let them apologize
later... hehehe...
L4ZiE: Have you ever
gotten so mad that you've slammed
your keyboard and cussed out
loud in an [9]unholy style fashion?
Asia: Yup.
L4ZiE: Do you tell people
you're playing naked just
to get the advantage?
Asia: No,
but I will use my naked Asiabot
skins during LAN games at
home, and they're always great
for a couple of distracting
rounds against my opponents,
hehehe!
L4ZiE: Do you ever hang
out on IRC?
Asia: Nope.
L4ZiE: What's more exciting
a good game of UT or the AVN
awards?
Asia: UT,
because the winner isn't decided
by politics and ad dollars
- UT is for real.
L4ZiE: Do you think computer
gaming could ever be recognized
as a REAL sport?
Asia: I can
dream...
L4ZiE: Got any UT tips
or tricks for the readers?
 Asia: yeah, my
loyal assistant dictator,
me2, has taken the brains
of a sidewinder pro joystick
and combined them with a set
of generic foot pedals, to
make a device he calls the
"Fragenstein 2000". he's actually
made a couple of these gadgets
so far, and he's patenting
the idea right now... You
can configure the foot pedals
however you like, so while
your hands are busy firing
and dodging, your feet can
be jumping, ducking, running,
whatever you want them to
do. With a bit of practice,
gamers can perform quite a
few more commands at any one
time than with just a mouse
and keyboard. Me2's so good
with those damn pedals that
I keep threatening to reconfigure
one of them to reboot his
computer every time he steps
on it... hehehe...
L4ZiE: Anything you wanna
plug?
Asia: not
really... oh, I guess, check
out my website
if ya haven't seen it.
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