OK, this took almost two beers to write and comb, but I laughed and had some fun. :)

When I see 15 year old kids, sometimes I pause and wonder... do they do the same crazy shit?

So..... here we go!

Adventures of a 15 year old Biology Student

She sat next to me in Biology class. We would chat and flirt, pass notes to each other and generally try to make the best of a boring morning, day in and day out. Sooner or later our chats took a more a more suggestive 'truth or dare' tone and somehow we came up with the plan to meet up in the middle of the night and, well we would just have to see what would happen wouldn't we!

I'm 15, she's 14 so as you can guess we are worldly veterans of this kind of endeavor. Our plan A? We will stay up to the wee hours. You can wander around the end of your street looking nonchalant, I will.... get a car. I can drive, I know that much. So 1am or whatever nutty time we picked comes around, I carefully open the garage door, start the caravan (yep, I'm rockin) up and get in into reverse and out into the street as quietly as I could.

I head over to Little Silver, the next town over, and hit her street. Well I will be DAMNED there she is, wewt we are on an adventure! She hops in, and I am on my first drive in date two years before I should be. Kick. Fucking. Ass! :)

Ok so what's a 15 and 14 year old to do? We decide this Raquet Forum parking lot on white road should do. Never mind the fact that there are no other cars there (this is an important detail).

We hop in the back, back seat. And start going at it like... well I guess a pair of early teens. A little kissing and 'making out' and it comes time to start playing with each others 'thingers'.

[Note from Asia - sorry guys, I deleted several paragraphs here that I'm sure you would have LOVED to have read, but (a) if you haven't noticed, I'm trying to keep the blog PG-13 since my kids are on it, and (b) I was FOURTEEEN! So back off, you pervs!! LOL!!]

We clean up after all the sex, and decide NOW is a great time to get some rubbers so we can do it some more! (not sure how I lived to make 20 years old to be honest) So I hit the 7-Eleven, its got to be past 2am now, get what we need, maybe a slurpee and we head back to... the safe spot?

Back in the back seat we go. Ok let's try this some more! Oh hey whats that? Headlights? COP Headlights? Fuck. Game over man. Whats the plan? Play Dead! Fucking Genius!

Cop pops out, flashes the lights in, sees two 'sleeping kids'.

Cop: Wake up kids

Us: Oh... hey look at the time! Thanks for waking us!

Cop: What are you doing here, you running away or something stupid?

Us: Sounds good!

So he takes us back to the cop shop, call the 'rentals and eventually we made it home. I never got a ticket or driving suspension or anything.

So with that bumpy start to a 'relationship' we kept it to just being friends (yeah... she was probably already like, 'dude you suck') and I would always smile and wave when I saw her in the halls over the years. I never told anyone. It was our business. I was excellent at not telling and it seems to have done me well over the years.

She went on to become quite the goddess I have heard. While I most certainly enjoy the genre I have avoided any of her work. Don't ask me why, just listen to 'Centerfold' and you should 'get it'.

Signed,
A Former Biology Student